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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna


What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.