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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock


What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show


Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain