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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops


What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic


What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind