Bad Joke Cracker

Zombie Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
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What's a zombie's favourite album?
A Rush Of Blood To The Undead

What's a zombie's favourite dessert?
Undead & Butter Pudding


What's a zombie's favourite song?
Braint It Black

Where does a zombie go on holiday?
Braint Lucia

What's a zombie's favourite film?
Strangers on a Brain

What does a zombie like to wear?
A Braincoat


What's a zombie's favourite film?
The Man Who Headshot Liberty Valance

What's a zombie's favourite dessert?
Headshotted Dick

What brand of mobile phone does a zombie use?
Headshotorola.

What's a zombie's favourite film?
Headshotorious